Biography for and about Mr. Fred Wilder

************ Biography of Mr. Fred Wilder ************

Who is Mr. Fred Wilder? Where does he come from? Where is Mr. Fred Wilder Going? and what is he doing now? There is not much currently known about the real Man known as Mr. Fred Wilder, other than bits and pieces of information gathered from reading the higly redacted government documents that have been leveraged out of the government by the power of The Freedom Of Information Act, over the many years of this investigator's reasearch but one FBI report has it that the individual now living amongst us is actually a former resident of the Planet Saturn. Well it should be known that no one is actually, literally from the planet itself; that would be a scientific impossibility because of the intense gravity forces brought to bear down on the planet's surface by the heavy thick dense atmosphear of the giant planet Saturn some fourteen thousand pounds per square inch. Mr. Fred Wilder is actually a former resident of one of the many near by moons that orbit the planet Saturn. He was born and raised on a moon aproximently this size and shape of our own planet of Earth in a small town called Saturday.
Mr. Fred Wilder is a highly educated humanoid, a master of both Earth, and the saturian sciences,and Engineering, Mr. Fred Wilder's human form is the product of selective breeding, and bioengineering as well. Mr. Fred Wilder has been living and working amongst us on Earth for decades now in his effort to guide us all into a better way of life through science, and engineering. Ot was this particular fact that made it poddible for Me. Wolder to design and then build the most awsumly cleaver mrchanical marvel of the ages the Robot that is known throught the World as Fast KARL, The acronym for Kenetic, Analog, Lifeform, or KARL We all should be eternaly greatful that Mr. Fred Wilder chose this planet earth to decimenate his advanced learning and experiance. Let us all take a knee now and pray to the Allmighty God in heaven above that he keeps Mr. Fred Wilder, safe and healthy for the remainder of his mission here on Earth, Ahmen... As well Mr. Fred Wilder is also a very talented artist and the founder of the Graffiti Punk-rock outsider art movement that he pioneered in the nineteen nineties. Mr Wilder's artwork is in the hands of private collectors, Corporate Collectors, and there are choice works of Wilder's art that are held in the private collections of many museums Worldwide. Mr. Fred Wilder is also a published author of the works, The Poetry of Filth, and The BIG Book of Bastardigments. These Books are available online and where better books are sold.
To add to this list of his many many alcaldes Mr. Wilder is also the owner and CEO. of three different companies chiefly amongst them Fred Wilder Productions, Fred Wilder aerospace, gmbh. The Wilder Wire network that provides the most steady rock-solid internet service to the entire Nation and the Globe. his wholly owned subsidiaries I.E. Spaceport KARL, an orbiting space station presently parked in geosynchronous orbit around the planet Earth, and the Film and Television production facillaty of St. Croix Studios. On a random note but pertinent to this bio line is the particular fact that The character from the much talked about and critically acclaimed book The Hitchhiker's Guide to Trafalgra Square, Mr. Beanpod Baselbox, was actually based on the very own and very real life and times of Mr. Fred Wilder. Understandably so, Mr. Wilder is a total recloose that has not been seen out in public in almost two decades. and there are very few photographs of this man known to exist. well not outside of the files of the FBI, of course.
Fred Wilder, is quite literaly the most dangerous Artist in the entire World and beyond!

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